英语句子发音搞笑_英语句子搞笑幽默

1.搞笑的英语爱情短句

2.关于学英语的说说搞笑

3.幽默的英文短句子说说心情

1、只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？

As long as the hoe dance well, then there is no corner dug down?

2、女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！

Female for Yue oneself person let male for Yue oneself person poor!

3、我很懒。懒到连心里的那个人都懒得换。

I'm lazy. The man in the lazy heart are too lazy to change.

4、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。

But two people met, the next is not the story of the accident.

5、生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。

Health, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

6、博识家的话多浅，专门家的话多悖。

Knowledgeable home if more shallow, expert talk against.

7、别人都在装正经，那我就只有装不正经啦。

Others are Ptending to be serious, then I only Ptend not to be serious.

8、人越是得意的事情，越爱隐藏，越是痛苦的事情越爱小题大作。

Were more proud of things, more love hidden, the more painful the more love making a fuss.

9、既然目标是地平线留给世界的就只能是背影。

Since the goal is the horizon left the world can only be back.

10、成功的母亲是失败，成功的父亲是汗水。

Successful mother is a failure, the success of the father is sweat.

11、你曾经有没有把某人的说说全部看完却从不评论。

He you ever read someone's talk all but never comment.

12、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物！

Money is not everything!

13、一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。

A mountain can not be accepted, unless a public and a mother.

14、不要自卑，你不比别人笨。不要自满，别人不比你笨。

Do not feel inferior, you are not stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are not stupid.

15、超越自己，向自己挑战，向弱项挑战，向懒惰挑战，向陋习挑战。

Beyond ourselves, to challenge their own weaknesses, to challenge, challenge to the lazy, bad habits to challenge.

16、其实喜欢一个女生就多买东西给她吃。吃胖了，没人追了，就是你的了。

In fact, like a girl to buy things for her to eat. Eat fat, no one chasing, is your.

17、不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。

Don't be lazy than me, I'm too lazy to be with you.

18、有所得是低级快乐，无所求是高级快乐。

A low income is a hy, no senior hy.

19、世界上最成功的人往往不是最有才华的人。

The most successful people in the world are not the most talented people.

20、一个人并不孤单，想一个人时才孤单。

A person is not alone, like a person alone.

21、面对目标，信心百倍，人生能有几次搏？面对成绩，心胸豁达，条条大陆通罗马。

In the face of the goal, confidence, a hundred times, life can he several times? In the face of achievements, open-minded, all roads lead to Rome.

22、幸福的末班车不是没赶上，而是挤不上去。

Hiness of the last train is not to catch up, but can not squeeze up.

23、当你感到悲哀痛苦时，最好是去学些什么东西。学习会使你永远立于不败之地。

When you feel sad and painful, it is better to learn something. Learning will make you invincible.

24、高考试卷是一把刻度不均匀的尺子：对于你自己来说，难题的分值不一定高。

College entrance examination papers is a ruler of the scale is not uniform: for you, the problem is not necessarily high scores.

25、有些人曾经是朋友，告白了以后，连朋友都做不成。

Some people used to be friends, after the confession, even friends do not become.

26、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧。

Go your own way, let others take a taxi.

27、调节好兴奋期，学习一浪高一浪。

Adjust the exciting period, learning a we of high wes.

28、更快、更高、更强。领先就是金牌。

Faster, higher, stronger. Lead is the gold medal.

29、男人最骄傲的人不是拥有过多少女人，而是他的女人，愿意为他拒绝多少男人。

The man who is most proud of the man is not the number of women, but his woman, how many men are willing to refuse him.

30、积一时之跬步，臻千里之遥程。

A product kuibu Zhen Cheng, thousands of miles away.

31、你认为自己是什么样的人，就将成为什么样的人。

What kind of person do you think you are, what kind of person you will be.

32、不要慨叹生活底痛苦！慨叹是弱者。

Don't lament the end of life pain! Lament is weak.

33、天生我材必有用、材必有用我升天！

There must be a useful material to be useful, I ascended to heen!

34、你只适合想念，不适合见面。

You are only suitable for Miss, not suitable to meet.

35、不为后悔说如果不为失望说放弃不为痛心而流泪。

Never regret to say that if you don't say "give up" don't cry for sorrow.

36、如果你借太多的钱给一个人，你会令此人变成坏人。

If you borrow too much money to a person, you will make this person into a bad person.

37、给自己一个恰如其分的自信。

Give yourself a proper confidence.

38、能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶。

Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being washed by time, conflicts would be diluted as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.

39、不必每分钟都学习，但求学习中每分钟都有收获。

Not every minute of learning, but learning every minute to harvest.

40、其实单身挺好、和谁暧昧都不需要解释。

In fact, a very good single, and who do not need to explain the ambiguous.

41、智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。

The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is a joke about life.

42、路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求人。

The road ahead will be long, but I will ask.

43、人都有以第一印象定好坏的习惯，认为一个人好时，就会爱屋及乌，认为一个人不好时，就会全盘否认。

People he to first imPssion is good or bad habits, that a person is good, you will love me, love my dog, that a person is bad, will completely denies.

44、在冷峻的雪山上很多朝圣者倒在半路上。

In the cold snow on the many pilgrims on the way down.

45、任何一个傻瓜都会引诱一个姑娘；但是知道怎样离开她只有成熟男人才能做到。

Any fool can seduce a girl; but knowing how to lee her is only a mature man.

46、不要等待机会，而要创造机会。

Don't wait for opportunities, but to create opportunities.

47、练习就是高考，高考就是练习。

Practice is the college entrance examination, the college entrance examination is practice.

48、淡薄功利，轻装前进；不计付出，坚韧不拔；不达目的，誓不罢休。

Weak utilitarian, move forward; without pay, not to complete, firm and indomitable.

49、赚钱之道很多，但是找不到赚钱的，便成不了事业家。

There is a lot of money to make money, but can not find the seeds of money, they can not become a career home.

50、别想一下造出大海，必须先由小河川开始。

Don't think about the great ocean starts from a small river.

51、没有平日的失败，就没有最终的成功。重要的是分析失败原因并吸取教训。

Without the usual failure, there is no final success. It is important to analyze the causes of failure and to draw lessons from it.

52、财富就像海水，饮得越多，渴得越厉害；名望实际上也是。

Wealth is like the sea, the more you drink, the more you get.

53、一恋爱就老婆老婆的。负责任的又有几个？！

A wife's wife. Responsible and a few?!

54、人之所以有一张嘴，而有两只耳朵，原因是听的要比说的多一倍。

The reason why people he a mouth, and he two ears, the reason is to listen to more than twice as much.

55、怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分。

Complaints are the greatest offerings that God oains from human beings, as the most faithful prayers human beings may utter to God.

56、学习要加，骄傲要减，机会要乘，懒惰要除。

Learning to add, proud to be reduced, the opportunity to trel, in addition to lazy to.

57、谈一次恋爱，少一个朋友。

Talk about a love, a friend.

58、有没有人和我一样，对着电脑没事做，却又不想关掉它？

There is no one like me, in front of the computer to do nothing, but do not want to turn it off?

59、理想很丰满，现实却很骨感。

The ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

60、我喝酒是想把痛苦溺死，但这该死的痛苦却学会了游泳。

I want to drink the pain is drowning, but this damn pain learned how to swim.

61、耐心和持久胜过激烈和狂热。

Patience and persistence is fierce and fanaticism.

62、让你笑到没心没肺的那个人，是最爱你的人。让你哭到撕心裂肺的那个人，是你最爱的人。

Make you laugh to heartless man, is most loves you the person. Make you cry to my person, is the person you love.

63、名列前茅是银，日新月异是金。

The top is silver, gold is change rapidly.

64、没有口水与汗水，就没有成功的泪水。

No slobber and sweat, no tears of success.

65、人生舞台的大幕随时都可能拉开，关键是你愿意表演，还是选择躲避。

Stage of life at any time can open the curtain, the key is that you are willing to perform, or choose to oid.

66、积极思考造成积极人生，消极思考造成消极人生。

Positive thinking leads to positive life, negative thinking leads to negative life.

67、没有天生的信心，只有不断培养的信心。

Not born with confidence, only the continuous cultivation of confidence.

68、婚姻的杀手有时不是外遇，而是时间。

The killer of marriage is not an affair, it's time.

69、一个人越在意的地方，就是最令他自卑的地方。

The more places a person cares about is the place where he is most inferior.

70、即使爬到最高的山上，一次也只能脚踏实地地迈一步。

Even climb to the top of the mountain, one can only take a step down to earth.

71、三流的化妆是脸上的化妆；二流的化妆是精神的化妆；一流的化妆是生命的化妆。

Three flow make-up is on the face; the second-class makeup is the makeup of spirit; the first-class makeup is the makeup of life.

72、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。

Money is not a problem, the problem is no money! People can not hang in a tree, to be near a few trees on the dead several more try.

73、你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。

You make me roll, I roll. You let me come back, sorry, roll away the.

74、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！

Handsome a fart! It still not be eaten!

75、若不给自己设限，则人生中就没有限制你发挥的藩篱。

If not to their limits, there is no restriction on the life of the fence you play.

76、能弯腰为你系鞋带的男人永远比只会帮你**服的男人好。

Bend down to tie your shoes for men than ever will only help you take off your clothes man.

77、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也！

The only woman and English is also sad, only his wife and also difficult to find work!

78、我们在扣扣里有聊不完的话，可现实见了面都一句都说不出来就像陌生人一样。

We he not finished the buckle buckle, the reality met all the words to say like strangers.

79、这个世界既不是有钱人的世界，也不是有权人的世界，它是有心人的世界。

This world is neither money, nor the right people in the world, it is the people of the world.

80、不参加变革社会的斗争，理想望永远是一种幻影。

Do not participate in the change of social struggle, the ideal hope is always a mirage.

搞笑的英语爱情短句

英语幽默句子精选

　 英语幽默句子，英语如此搞笑，翻译如此残暴！

　I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

　开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

　Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

　你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你.

　I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

　曾以为我想要的`是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。

　Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

　直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果；智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

　意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

　意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你最终还是男女有别。

　If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

　上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！

　Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

　孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。

　Whenever I fill out an lication, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

　当我填表的时候，有一项是“紧急情况联系：” 我填上了“医生”，到时候我妈能帮上什么忙？！

　The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

　直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。

　意译：起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。

　It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

　跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死， “啪！”那才是死了。

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关于学英语的说说搞笑

1.最经典英语爱情句子

英语爱情名言 1、love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. 爱就像一场战争，开战容易停火难。

2、Love opens your chest and opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. 爱扒开你的胸膛，掏出你的心脏，有人就乘机侵入你的心胸把你搞得一团糟。 3、Does God punish or reward us with love？ 爱，是上帝用来惩罚我们的还是奖赏我们的呢？ 4、Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. 爱你的邻家女孩吧，但注意不要被逮着了。

5、I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation. 我喜爱这样的一只手，它的力度让我有几分感觉的手。 6、The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. 珍爱一切的好办法是：意识到你可能会失去它。

7、Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Lee the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. 爱就像是握在手里的水银，把手指张开，它好好的呆在那里，要是你紧紧抓着，它反而溜走了。 8、If you judge people, you he no time to love them. 老是审视别人的话，你就腾不出时间去爱他们了。

9、A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. 极其微弱的一线希望就足以点燃爱的火花。 10、At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. 一谈到爱，每个人都变成了一位诗人。

11、Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect. 有时候，最适合你的人恰恰是你最没有想到的人。 12、How lucky I am to he something that makes saying goodbye so hard. 我是多么啊，拥有一样东西让我的“再见”迟迟说不出口。

13、The Eskimos he 52 words for snow because it is so special for them; there ought to be as many for love！ 爱斯基摩人有52个分别表示“雪”的词语，因为雪在他们的生活中太重要了；我们也应该有这么多表达“爱”的词语啊！ 14、If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me. 如果世上真的不存在两方对等的爱，就让付出更多的一方是我吧。 15、When two eyes meet and hold strongly, they are bound to meet again. 当两眼相遇久久凝视，这两双眼睛注定将会再一次相遇。

16、I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 我喜欢成家，拥有一个在自己的余生别想去得罪的人，这不是一件很美好的事情吗？ 17、Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 爱不是把地球变圆，爱是让环球旅行有价值。 18、To love is to be vulnerable. 去爱一个人就是把自己变得特别脆弱。

19、Love at first sight never hens before breakfast. 一见钟情的爱从来不会发生在饥肠辘辘的早餐以前。 20、To love is not to look at one another, but to look together in the same direction. 相爱不是你看我我看你，而是一起朝着相同的方向望去。

2.求很搞笑的英文个性语录

1 我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美. No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disear from my world. 2 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言 Love is a carefully designed lie. 3 承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见 Promises are often like the butterfly, which disear after beautiful hover. 4 凋谢是真实的 盛开只是一种过去 Fading is true while flowering is past 5 为什么幸福总是擦肩而过，偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我. Why I he never catched the hiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of。

6 如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了 If you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars 7 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见 If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered . 8 宁愿笑著流泪，也不哭著说后悔 心碎了，还需再补吗？ I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 9 天空没有翅膀的痕迹，而鸟儿已飞过 There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away. 10 当香烟爱上火柴时，就注定受到伤害 When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt 11 人活着 总是要得罪一些人的 就要看那些人是否值得得罪 When alive ,we may probably offend some people.However, we must think about whether they are deserved offended. 12 命里有时终需有 命里无时莫强求 You will he it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't ear in your life. 13 没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁. No one indeed for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others. 14 永远不是一种距离，而是一种决定。 Eternity is not / a distance but a decision. 15 在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂 Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell 16 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹 Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 17 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 18 如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 19 有了你，我迷失了自我；失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。

Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 20 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 21 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。 Look into my eyes you will see what you mean to me. 22 距离使两颗心靠得更近。

Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 23 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。 If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 24 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 25 因为你，我懂得了爱。 If I know what love is, it is because of you. 26 爱情是生活最好的提神剂。

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 27 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。 The darkness is no darkness with thee. 28 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 28 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。 There is no remedy for love but to love more. 30 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。

When love is not madness, it is not love. 31 有爱的心永远年轻。 A heart that loves is always young. 32 爱情就像月亮，不增则减。

Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 33 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 The soul cannot live without love. 34 生命虽短，爱却绵长。

Brief is life, but love is long. 35 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 36 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。

Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 37 我的爱与你同在。 My heart is with you. 38 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！ I miss you so much already and I hen't even left yet! 39 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

I'll think of you every step of the way. 40 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 41 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。 Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 42 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 43 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。 Every day without you is like a book without pages. 44 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出 Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 45 爱是一盏永[url= /]QQ分组[/url]不昏暗的明灯。

Love is a light that never dims. 。

3.有趣搞笑的英语句子

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Se water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，

忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

4.最经典的英语爱情句子

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't he them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they he.

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it hened.

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有.

5.求经典英语的爱情句子

Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 距离使两颗心靠得更近。 Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you. 在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。

To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world. 对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。 I am on my way to future,where you are there. 我要去 有你的未来。

6.最经典英语爱情句子

1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。

2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend a

long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you he drunk into tears。

3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？

Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?

4、我要幸福的昏倒了！

I am too hy to stand faint!

5、月亮代表我的心！

The moonlight stands for my heart!

6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！

How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!

7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！

You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。

8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他

A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just he to let go.

9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.

爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

7.有关情侣或夫妻间“爱”的搞笑的英文短句

Se water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.

Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

尽管女人是天使，但婚姻却是魔鬼。

Though women are angels,yet wedlock′s the devil.

8.最经典英语爱情句子

1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend along hard time to turn the ice-cold water you he drunk into tears。3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?4、我要幸福的昏倒了！I am too hy to stand faint!5、月亮代表我的心！The moonlight stands for my heart!6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。

8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just he to let go.9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

9.搞笑的英语句子

1、When two's company, three's the result！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚，的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8、Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要。

14、Se water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours！“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

17、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。18、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。

10.求一些很经典的英文话（爱情的）

Love Can Last Forever.爱能持续到永远。

You come to love not by finding the perfect person,but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.爱一个人，并非因为你发现她完美，而是因为他的不完美在你的眼中很完美。Being in Love.感受爱The worst part of life is waiting.The best part of life is hing someone worth waiting for.生活中最痛苦的事莫过于等待。

然而最美好的事是拥有值得等待的人。

幽默的英文短句子说说心情

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1.求英文幽默简短的句子

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. &lt；强推>

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. &lt；强推这句>

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

够暸吗？

2.英语幽默短句100个

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3. Se water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。

6. Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

3.搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思

老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？

我说：“我不知道”

老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！

老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）

老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。

我说：是“我知道“

老妈：知道就快说。

我说：就是“我知道“

老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？

我说：就是我知道呀！

老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）

老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？

我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧

这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“

我：“我很烦，别烦我“

老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）

老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我说：“我没听清，再说一次“

老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“

“我没听清，再说一次“

结果被扁

老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“

我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）

老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我说：“查字典“

“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）

老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我说：“你最好问别人“

“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“

“啊！god se me !“

“上帝救救我吧！”

“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）

我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“

我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“

“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手

我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”

“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”

4.描写心情的英语句子

what a bad day for me

what a pity

how terrible!!

I am in an ill humor.

我心情不好。

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost，失落drowsy，心情低下

伤心

grief

grieve

hurt

smart from

5.英语幽默短句

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't he them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they he.

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it hened.

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

6.英语幽默短句

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Se water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。 Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry. 聪明人都是未婚的。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？ 努力工作不会导致死亡。

但为什么要冒险呢？。

7.听起来有趣的英语短句

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。

麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。 我知道。

你知道。我知道你知道。

我知道你知道我知道。 4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。

我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。 这是一句双关语。

前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。 5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。

那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。 这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？ 这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”

7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china。 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。 这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。

下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。 8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ？ 这是一种文字简化游戏。

它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。） 9. He never saw a saw saw a saw。

他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。 第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子"，第三个saw是动词"锯"。

8.有哪些悲伤的英语短句

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。Don't cry because it is over, smile because it hened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前，先把你变成一个更好的人和了解自己的人。Atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手，触动你心灵的人。

I suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows.There are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action.我突然就觉得自己像个华丽的木偶，演尽了所有的悲欢离合，可是背上总是有无数闪亮的银色丝线，操纵 我的哪怕一举手一投足.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't he them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they he. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I 'm by your side.我爱你并不是因为你是谁，而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁。

No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being. 只因为某人不如你所愿爱你，并不意味着你不被别人所爱。

A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart. 一个真正的朋友会握着你的手，触动你的心。The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never he him/her. 错过一个人最可怕的方式就是坐在他/她的身旁，你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。

Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. 不要把时间花在一个不在乎与你一起分享的人身上。Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one,so when this hens ,you'll be thankful. 也许上帝让你在遇见那个合适的人之前遇见很多错误的人，所以，当这一切发生的时候，你应该心存感激。

Don't cry because it came to an end. Smile because it heppened. 不要因为它的结束而哭，应当因为它的发生而笑。There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting,just be careful. 生活中总会有伤害你的人，所以你仍然需要继续相信别人，只是小心些而已。

Don't struggle so much,best things hen when not expected. 不要做太多的抗争，最好的东西总是发生在出乎意料的时候。Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要.One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃.Se water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个女人。

Every man should marry. After all, hiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧.There should be a better way to start a d。

9.有趣的简短的英语句子

When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。

The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。

Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。

The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。

although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。

Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。